BITS Mooning

A few random musings during my chairing the first day of BITSMUN 2010:

What were the odds that the delegate of North Korea has such an American accent?

The delegate of Canada, a particularly popular delegate from Lady Sri Ram, Delhi, needs assistance. I never knew someone needed so many people to help her charge her laptop?

St. Kitts and Nevis is going to raise money to feed its population who are hungry because of biofuels by taxing trade through a narrow sea route between St Kitts, and, well, Nevis!

The delegate of Guinea-Bissau is pissed off at the fact that the delegates of China and Pakistan made the working paper without telling him. If all world affairs were conducted subject to the approval of Guinea-Bissau...

Who the fuck is the delegate of Norway? He's been sitting in the second row all day, but I had no idea who he was. Anmol reminds me that I have no clue about the guy in the first row either.

China and Pakistan are getting assraped by the USA. And Brazil's not even got started. Navjyot can't string together coherent sentences in the best of times. Now, he's getting assraped.

Awesomest show-stealing ever by the delegate of Congo. Listed as a signatory to a very enthusiastically presented Working Paper, he bides his time until it has been discussed for ten minutes, then claims that he never signed it. More red faces than a CPI(M) Holi session.